Celui-là est aussi bien même si j'en connaissais certains dans le tas :
> Stress Reliever #1
> Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
> Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
>your
> picture and the problem disappears.
> Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
> Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem
> can there be greater than this one?"
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> Stress Reliever # 2
> Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
> and lighten your burden.
> Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
> troubles.
> Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
>
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> Stress Reliever # 3
> Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
> give up my seat to a lady.
> Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
> Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
>
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> Stress Reliever # 4
> Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the
> night?"
> Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
> Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!"
> Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
>
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> Stress Reliever # 5
> Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
> Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
>
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> Stress Reliever # 6
> A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
> "My father grows beans," said one student.
> "My father cooks beans," said another.
> Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
>
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> Stress Reliever # 7
> Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a
> millionaire to?"
> Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
> Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you
> married her?"
> Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
>
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> Stress Reliever # 8
> Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
> The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
>
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> Stress Reliever # 9
> A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
> He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.
>
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> Stress Reliever # 10
> Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are
> sleeping with?
> Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!
>
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> Stres s Reliever # 11
> Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S.?
> Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.
>
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> Stress Reliever # 12
> A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face
> or my sexy body?
> He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of
> humour.
>
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> Stress Reliever # 13
> Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are
> you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?
> Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.